11 August 2009
ISSUE NO.10
O LEVELS
Whats the big deal huh ?
you think its funny cutting down trees to make paper , wasting ink to print dumb questions , spending money to ship the papers thru and fro Singapore and Cambridge ?
ITS NOT .
they go all these extent , to make children all over the world suffer .
Hope you people rot in HELL .
and burn till your bones smell like cowdung .
We study study and study everyday.
to get a bright future
sheesh what a big fallacy .
see its all a conspiracy by the government
the money we pay for our o level fees
40% goes to Lee Kuan Yew's pocket .
Now you see why he's so old but still alive ?
I mean he's so rich he can hire someone to scratch his balls for him .
Full time job .
but has anybody seen his O level certificate ?
who cares is he's got scholarships or whatever .
where's the o level certificate ?
where is it ?
i want the black and white copy right here right now .
Look at the makcik-makcik at the coffee shop .
everyday sell mee rebus .
but they're happy with their lives .
tirelessly making goreng pisang and all .
but they don't complain .
they don't have o level certificates .
Look at us students .
We study study study ,
no time to enjoy and relax .
Where's the Quality of Life you tell me ?
exactly , we have low quality of life when it comes to o levels .
Okay so lets say you study very hard
become a lawyer or a doctor
work everyday
morning to evening
come home and still continue work .
They have very little time for their own lives and their families .
they have low quality of life .
People with no qualifications have higher quality of life .
They get to enjoy the things around them .
they have time to appreciate things .
spend 5 minutes to fry the bananas .
see a smile on the customer's face .
better quality right ?
So its your choice .
happiness or success
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