"

English Paper 1 : Good
Malay Paper 1 : Very Good

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
Start off the exams with a good mood .
very good Khairul very good

Most people start enjoying after the exams finish .
For people like me
Enjoy when the exams just start .
Exams just start , after school
Go play sepak takraw .
so clever horh .

Nadhrah went to Century Square with Natasha
but i couldn't go .
none of my friends wanted to .
So instead the 2 of them came to where we played takraw .
~~~
and you know .
stuff happens .

Nyeeh okay .
Next paper , play soccer pulak .
Must always maintain a healthy lifestyle .
Later become very fat like some unmentionable people .



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ISSUE NO.6
MAT REPS AND MINAHS

For your information ,
nobody likes you .
The major society looks down on you .
And whats so fucking cool bout hats that don't even fit your head .
So stupid ah no air goes to your brains .
Mat reps ; always wanna step gung ho . act fierce .
act gangster . show off and all .
gangsters nowadays , police come , run in so many directions .
Gangsters last time , police come , run towards police and fight .
Useless ah you people .
Walk here walk there swing your arms wide .
Armpit abraision is it ?
brush off your fart is it ?
Walk properly and people can immediately tell what kind of person you are .
Wanna act fierce , come as one big group .
Go solo lah . See how fierce .
Stare stare , God gave us eyes so we stare lah .
That one also wanna make a big fuss .

And Minah reps .
Whats the whole big deal bout acting cute in friendster and all ?
Edit here lah edit there lah .
Give dumb dumb faces lah .
Nobody wanna see lah .
Show your nenek also she don't want .
then the way you talk and all
" mye namme ishh ____ . Kwn kiter namer ____ . Diyerr sungguh hott seii . "
" aBeH yAnG aDa bErBuAl Mcm GInI "
WHAT THE FUCK

You go to school , you learn Language .
fucking apply it to your lives .
It ain't cool talking like that .

Please people , It pays to be an upright citizen .
Even I'm upgrading myself to be one .
Once in a while okay lah you wanna scold her scold there .
But overall , act nice .
thank you
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Wherever you go , Whatever you do
I will be right here waiting for you




Sometimes we ask ourselves ,
why do we have to face these problems .
Then we ask ourselves ,
why does it have to be me .
But give a moment to think about it .
What would you become if problems like these didn't surface .
Our lives would be inexperential .

Some may think that their lives might just be the worst at the moment .
Don't be self-centred
There are million of others who's having it worse .
At least you have food to eat , a place to live in , and a family around you .
Some don't , so be grateful .

When you're down and sad ,
and when problems make your life miserable ,
tell yourself that everything will be better .
make yourself believe and be more optimistic .
Just accept the fact and move on .
Just think about all the things you could be doing if you're happy .
You're just missing out on life .
Don't let troubles pull you down .
Overcome it , and become stronger .


10 ways to help overcome troubles :

1: keep an open mind and stay positive
2: seek help from loved ones
3: take slow deep breaths
4: find a hobby which will keep you distracted .
5: Look for things that'll make you happy
6: Laugh at the whole situation and about how silly it is
7 : laugh about everything
8 : Be forward looking
9 : Go out with friends for no absolute reason
10: Play the guitar -------------------------------------



Live Your Life

Action ; Reaction

Some say life is like a bowl of cherries ,
sometimes you get sweet ones ,
sometimes you get the sour ones .
but even if you get the sour ones ,
don't give up looking for the sweet ones .

Some say life is like a box of chocolates .
its full of surprises when you open it .
You'll never know what kind to expect

But i say ,
life is like a flower .
You choose what flower you want .
You choose how you want it to grow .
You choose where you want it to grow .
You choose how beautiful you want it to be .
You choose how it inspires the people around you .
And if you don't take care of it ,
You watch it slowly wilt and die .

Take control of your life .
Don't let others bring you down .
Lead your own life .
Never let anybody tell you you can't do something .
You choose the way you start it .
You choose how you end it . -------------------------------------



Live Your Life



This is a follow up to my post of important issues .


ISSUE NO.5
NEWSPAPERS

How many people of you actually read newspapers ?
i know for a fact i don't
I just read 8 Days magazine .
but im sure alot of Singaporeans do .

Kay so . i've seen advertisments or notices in the newspapers .
Which take up alot of unnecessary pages .
And it really is a waste of resources .
Heck , i've even seen ads about saving the earth and stopping GLOBAL WARMING
But how stupid can the media be ?
they waste TONNES of paper DAILY
just to tell people not to waste things .
How ironic is that ?
THEY WASTE PAPER TO TELL PEOPLE NOT TO WASTE PAPER .

And just think if they didn't waste pages to print that out ,
how much pages they'd save for ONE newspaper .
And if you multiply it by the number of Languages the newspaper has and also by the number of households in Singapore ,
THATS ALOT DAMN IT .

I mean for god's sake , telling us on the TV is enough .
Lazy Singaporeans waste 1/3 of their lives in front of televisions .
1/3 sleeping and 1/3 doing miscellaneous stuff .

Save the Earth people .
Save the Earth , please .

Thank You .
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Live Your Life

Since there are sooo many sad people in the world ,
imma make this a better place
With Jokes !






Your Momma's so fat , when she jumps up and down , her tetek slaps her face stupid

Your Momma's so fat , people jog around her to exercise

Your Momma's so ulgy , they send her to war to scare off terrorists

Your Momma's so ugly , she scares the shit out of NEWater

Your Momma's so stupid , she gave birth to you in a toilet bowl , thinking it was shit

Your Momma's so stupid , she gave birth to a fuckface like you

Your Momma's so fat , when she jumped into the sea , the whales sang " WE ARE FAMILY "

Your Momma's ass is so big , children bounce on it instead of going to the playground

Your Momma's like a bus : Big , Dirty , and only $0.60 to ride

Your Momma's so ugly and stupid , she sued the movie makers of NORBIT for copyright infringement

Your Momma's so fat the police arrested her whenever there was a earthquake

Your Momma's so fat when she sat around the house , she literally sat around the house

Your Momma's so dumb she got lost inside Cold Storage and starved to death

Your Momma's so stupid she was sentenced to JAIL -------------------------------------



Problems in life pop out at any point of time .
And all of us are taken by surprise by it .
But its not a matter of how it affects you .
Its a matter of how you handle it .

Are you going to just stand there and let it pull you down ?
Or are you going to counter it and stand strong ?

Don't let things get in the way of your goal in life .
Obstacles in life just make you a stronger person .
Look back at all the bad things that has happened to you before .
What would you be now if those things hadn't happened .
I'm sure you would be inexperienced in life
So take whatever thats happening to you as a learning experience .


So don't worry about a thing ,
because every little thing is gonna ba alright .

Cheer up Hunny♥ -------------------------------------



Live Your Life


NOTE TO SELF : MAKE NOTES FOR OWN SELF



Okay .
School was fun today .
Honestly .
Today we had P.E
An you know , PE very fun one .
So instead of doing our NAPFA 5 stations ,
it had to be posponed and we were allowed to do anything we wanted .
So the guys played soccer .
But some of us decided to do our maths inside the ncc room .
So we stopped Pe half an hour early .
so you can probably say that our recess time was ONE HOUR

oh and SLF was fun too .
Mrs June Lee brought us to the computer lab
and Miss wani was inside .
then i came in and said
" HI KAK SYAZ ! "
then she stare at me .
and everybody laughed .
And Dzul found her pencil box somewhere
and then he told the class
" Wah this pencil box very nice ah "
then i say
" WAH ! KAK SYAZ NYE PENCIL BOX CUTE SEHH "

And the class laughed like shit again .
oh im such a joker .
Its okay Miss Wani , We still love you -------------------------------------



Live Your Life


Today 2 very special people made my day
Firstly my hunny Nadhrah
She told Jun Wei and Brandon not to make me angry during training today .
And when those 2 clowns told me that , i was like so touched .
People care about my well-being (:
And that made this last training very enjoyable and memorable .


And also to my Cadets .
Those 17 who are willing to come down for training .
Even though today's training wasn't compulsory .
I'm really glad that you guys love and want to come down for training .
Nothing could make me happier as a Platoon Commander than to see my cadets enjoy NCC .
And to name a few of those Cadets who really outshine today .
Really show the best in you .
Firstly Louis .
Even though you have tuition today , you'd rather come down for training .
And you even showed the best you have .
and honestly the best of all of them .
Faris . You showed your willingness to learn and responsibility when it comes to training .
You show how much you understand and listen to my instructions .

Honestly all of you did the best today .
And i'm very proud of you guys .
Alpha Company All The Way
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Ya Allah Ya Tuhan ku
dengarlah rayuan ku
Ya Allah Ya Tuhan ku
tumpukan sedetik masa mu untuk ku .
Ya Allah Ya Tuhan ku
Lindungi lah aku dari dosa-dosa dunia ini
lindungi lah aku dari dugaan-dugaan yang menimpa
lindungi lah aku dari segala yang mencabar keimanan ku .

Ya Allah Ya Tuhan ku
Berikan lah ku kekuatan
berikan lah aku keinsafan
tetapkan lah iman ku ya Allah ya Tuhan ku .
Aku menyerah kepadamu
aku mengalah kepadamu
Aku mengaku kepadamu ya Allah ya Tuhan ku
bahawa dalam jangka hidup ku ini ,
aku telah banyak berdosa
banyak menyakiti orang .
aku meminta maaf .

Ya Allah Ya Tuhan ku
kamu telah memberikan ku pelbagai masalah yang mengoda hatiku .
Dan aku tahu aku gagal banyak kali .
Tetapi ampunilah aku .
Terimalah rayuan ku.

Ya Allah Ya Tuhan ku
Mengapakah kau mencabar aku .
Mengapakah dunia ini penuh dengan orang-orang yang menyakiti.
Orang-orang yang tidak bersimpati atau prihatin .
dan orang-orang yang tidak berhati-perut .
Sungguh memalukan ya Allah ya Tuhanku .
Tetapi apakan daya , mereka juga manusia ,
Rekaan kamu ya Allah .

Meskipun,
Aku berterima kasih ya Allah .
Aku berterima kasih kerasa kau sering di samping ku .
Engkau sering melindung dan menjagaku
Aku berterima kasih kerana engkau selalu ada untuk mendengarkan rayuan ku .
Kerana kau sentiasa ada .

Ya Allah Ya Tuhan ku
Yang maha pengasih dan maha penyayang
berkati lah hidupku ini .
dan juga muslimin dan muslimat mu .
Semoga hidup kita ini bahagia .

Amin -------------------------------------



Live Your Life


Dear Mr Lourdesamy ,
Even though i respect you alot as a teacher,
please don't be a fucker .
Firstly you failed my CA1 for maths .
and its printed out on the report book .
And now , You send another e-mail with our CA results again .
And now you say i pass .
Please lah Mr Lourdesamy ,
I had to endure Mdm Humaiya's nagging for no reason you know .
Please be considerate .
thank you .

And to Syafiq , You still never bring Pisang to school for me
Janji-janji but don't have .
nama je members Pisang Siow









To the wonderful sundal named luna/guest .
Come on lah .
I'm not stupid .
You're IP address is practially the same .
Want to say i don't have balls .
Look at yourself first .
You literally have no balls .
NO BALLS .
Want to do something , do it smartly ,
your mother sent you to school to learn not to eat shit and act this way .
And im not stupid to not know who the fuck you are .
Its so obvious .
okay ?




Ps : Life was much happier without you around .
So let it stay that way kay ?
SO FUCK OFF MY LIFE -------------------------------------



Live Your Life

HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH
I'm still happy the fact shazrin is attached .
-shrugs-
at least Shazrin is significant to my life .
Some people are just insignificant one . just know how to make the mother proud of them .
* does the Eric Koh laugh *

hmm oh yah .
Zahid you want to watch movie ah ?
End of the month okay ?
got X-men Origins
nyeeeeh



and who the heck is Nadhrah ?
haiyooo -------------------------------------



Live Your Life


This post is for Natasha . I sympathise you for the situation you are in .
But im sure everything is gonna be alright . okay ?
Apart from the fact that some people go around hurting others .
then when things go out of hand ,
you apologise and apologise .
FOR WHAT ?

To you retards , if you don't want to feel remourseful or sorry ,
Don't start the issue in the first fucking place .
I understand how you feel Natasha .
I've had FRIENDS who were like that also .
Don't think before they act ,
And if something bad happens ,
Your drama starts .
Stop the fucking show lah please .

Doing it to one person hasn't really woken you guys up apparently .
You had to do it to Natasha .
Very sad leh .

Its okay Natasha , things will get better .
see , you're loverboy is getting close to you again ^^
Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah .

And i still don't like you retards .


Siapa Makan Cili , Dia Terasa Pedas .


So if you're reading this post and you think im aiming at you ,
wah .
clearly shows how guilty you are lor . -------------------------------------



AAH SCREW YOU -------------------------------------



After being friends for 10 long years .
my buddy Shazrin is finally attached lah siow !
WOOOOOOO !
CONGRATULATIONS SHAZRIN !
SHAZRIN DAH MAJU

huahuahuahuahuahuahua !!

10 years Shaz .
10 years .
Akhir-akhirnya dapat jugak aku tengok kau attached .
im proud of you man .
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh !!

GO SHAZRIN GO SHAZRIN GO !
GO SHAZRIN GO SHAZRIN GO !

LAST LONG BAYBEH !!!

HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH -------------------------------------



BUY A HAPPY MEAL CHILDREN :D


Okay anyway that was totally random .
but all im trying to say is be happy .
Be a good person and make the world a better place .

In this post , im going to address a few important issues

ISSUE NO.1 : RELATIONSHIPS

yeah so relationships . they're one hell of a roller coaster .
but you know roller coasters are fun yeah ?
So im in love with my hunney Nadhrah .
but damn you peeps have no idea how much i miss her during the weekends .
And i'd go out to meet her if it was possible .
But you know this happens and that happens .
So i miss her more .
I can even list down everything i miss about her .

i miss her smile
i miss her laugh
i miss playing with her hair
i miss counting her hairclips
i miss counting her dimples
i miss smelling her smelly sweater
i miss her complaining about everything
i miss her giving me that sad face
i miss playing with her spray
i miss playing with her fingers
i miss holding her hands
i miss her hug
i miss how stubborn she is
i miss her fussing over gummy candy
i miss her ranting over everything that happened in school
i miss her TRYING to sleep
i miss her lah easy .

I
MISS
YOU
NADHRAH

damn . . .


ISSUE NO.2 : GLOBAL WARMING

Damn people don't you realise the change in our climate ?
Don't you ?
I'll smack you upside down if you don't
And what are you people doing to stop it ?
What are you ?
hey at least im doing something okay .
Firstly i don't watch tv anymore , so i know im doing my part .
i only turn on the fan when i sleep , instead of the whole day .
and i put it to speed 1.
I dont use my electric guitar as often as to save electricity .
i charge my handphone before i sleep but set an alarm at 3.30am to unplug it .
i plug off all stupid wires i don't need .
SEE !
I'M HELPING THE EARTH .
UNLINE YOU FAT BASTARDS !

And i'll smack you upside down and smack you again till you stand up if you don't care about climate change .
Don't be complaining in the future when the weather is so fucking hot it melts all your fat .
You're the one not doing anything about it .


ISSUE NO.3 : EDUCATION


Singapore is one of the richest countries in South East Asia .
and it is because of our globalising economy which is made possible by our own fellow Singaporeans .
Singaporeans who study and get good grades .
Singaporeans who get jobs in the CBD area .
Singaporeans with Degrees and Masters .


The whole meritocracy thing in Singapore.
is just a big whole load of BULLSHIT .
Its just a big propaganda .
Singapore's economy is the way it is because of 2 things .
Prostitution and the selling of Contraband Ciggarettes .
If you people haven't realised ,
its these 2 industries that are constantly having customers
And are always in business .
Plus they are never affected by the Global Economic Recession .
Get what i mean fellow readers ?

So stop studying .
Go become a prostitute or sell contraband ciggarettes .


ISSUE NO.4 : Kentucky Fried Chicken

Some people may have heard this from me .
Kentucky Fried Chicken is a Conspiracy by the Singaporean Government people .
Trust me .
Its reason for being here is just to brainwash us .
By thinking its just a fast food fried chicken outlet ,
the singaporean government can fool people by making them buy the chicken .
Give yourself a moment to think .
Where do all these chickens come from ?
Chicken Farm right ?
obviously .
but what you guys don't know is that the Government feeds the chicken with this Chemical called pentafluorophenyl .
This chemical specially brainwashes us Singaporeans ( mainly adults ) to pay their income taxes .
And amidst the economic recession , Singaporeans are still able to manage their bills . but not manage their lives !!
This is because of KFC people .
Thats why Singapore isn't that badly affected by the recession .
So people , stop eating from KFC .
Plus the Coleslaw smells like Fart .







Thats about all the issues i have so far .
Until new issues surface ,
byebye fellow Singaporeans





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Its not about who you love ,
its about how you love .





To all my readers , thank you for reading .
heh heh heh heh heh .

Anyway i've realised i've got alot of pictures that i've yet to upload .
but im lazy to transfer it into my laptop .
you know how much of a hassle it is .

Okay so to make this post interesting ,
i'll put in a joke .
maybe some of you guys have heard it before


There was once a satay seller named Mr Ali .
One day , Mr Ali was selling satay as per usual .
and then came this bird who disturbed Mr Ali .
So Mr Ali shooed the bird away .
Next day , Mr Ali was selling his satay as usual ,
and the bird came to disturb again .
Mr Ali again shooed the bird away .
And on the third day , that pesky little bird came to disturb again .
This time , Mr Ali got SOOOO angry , he smacked the bird so hard that the bird fainted
but Mr Ali thought that the bird had died .
So Mr Ali took his satay sticks and made a cross and stuck it to the bird's body .
and he put the bird beside a tree .
Then came this man who saw the bird and pitied it .
So the man picked up the bird and brought it to the church .
and placed it beside Jesus .
And amazingly the next day the bird woke up .
He woke up and turned to Jesus .

Guess what the bird said to jesus ?

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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

The bird said
" Ouh you also disturb Mr Ali issit ? "


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ingatkah engkau kepada
embun pagi bersahaja
yang menemani mu
sebelum cahaya


Some say love is a river that drowns the tender reed.
Some say love is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed .
Some say love is a hunger and an endless aching need .
But i say love is a flower, and your its only seed .

You may be out of my sight ,
but not out of my heart .
You may be out of reach ,
but not out of my mind.
I may mean nothing to you ,
but you will always be special to me .

In my life i learnt how to smile ,
to be happy
to be strong
to work hard
to be honest
to be faithful
and to forgive ,
but i couldn't learn how to stop remembering you .

I love you more than the sands on the beach
I love you more than the stars out of reach
I love you more than the leaves on the tree|
I love you more than the sky we see
I love you more with every breath i take
I love you more with each promise we make

I need you like the flower needs the rain
I need you for you can wash away my pain
I need you more each and every day
I need you for you are special , in every single way

I miss you more than ever now ,
I miss you because i really need you somehow
I miss you and your touch
And I love you because to me , you mean so much .



Nadhrah♥ -------------------------------------










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Live Your Life



TODAY AH
VERY FUN DAY AH
OKAY AH I TELL YOU AH
READ PROPERLY AH



Firstly im so happy i woke up at 7.30am .
So dah lambat buat hal lambat ah .
take my own sweet time to get to school .
then somehow Azuan Tan was at the gate doing his PE
then he stare stare me .
stare lor . i know my balls bigger than yours .

Si i reached school at 8am swee swee .
sit down also for 5 mins .
good what .

then lessons as per usual .
but then recess merepek .
i ask the mak cik for maggi goreng ,
she give me mee goreng .
then i say
" CIK ! saya mintak maggi goreng cik ! Ni mee goreng ! "
then the mak cik reply
" alah takpe lah besok boleh makan maggi goreng lah . tak mati lah "

but yeah she's correct .

Then after school was PHYSICS TEST :D
i love physics baybay !
Somehow the test was managable .
Some LITTLE LITTLE bumps .
but still okay .

Then after the test , i sat down with Nadhunny .
Berbual merepek as per usual .
then it was raining heavily .
then she want to run in the rain .
Obviously i say don't
But Nadhrah SOOOOO DEGIL .
Still go run in the rain .
then come back complain badan sejuk lah , headache lah .
aah complain lah complain lah .
tak nak dengar kata kan ?
haaaaaaa .

Fiq ngan Azri went to East View sec to help out Firdaus with their Freestyle Drill performance .
didn't hear any good stories bout it anyway .

then after that i went home with her .
go home also leceh leh .
belok here lah belok there .
at last duduk bawah block =.=


Note to Nadhrah : Stop eatting gummy candy .

Kay then go home and korek hidung jap .
then malam go out again .
go study with the empat ketupat .
wth . .
empat ketupat .
im so lame .
Khairul Syafiq Azri Nizar .
nyeeeh .

Standard ah blajar pon must main2 kan ?
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I realised horh ,
its been a few days since i blogged .
wth . . .

Anyway , in case you guys didn't know ,
Nadhrah is such a clumsily silly person .
today she tried to ride the bicycle ,
but ended up hurting her foot .
awww kesian nye .
i know your foot hurts but you didn't have to smack me because of the pain .
then like that for no reason also i sakit lah dongdong


AND IM SUPER HAPPY
because i've covered up to the chorus of the song More Than Words .
and i swear this song is hard .
i've been trying to learn it from last year .

well . at first i try , then give up .
then continue where i stopped , then give up .
then continue , then give up ,
and surely but surely , i finished the chorus .

I would have finished it earlier if i had more time ,
like one whole day spent reading the tablature .
just looking at lines and lines and lines of musical notes .
=.=

but once i get the whole song , i'd be dancing with an underwear on my head !
eheheheheheheh




Ps : I don't know who Nadhrah is .
So stop asking me -------------------------------------



Live Your Life


To my Dearest Part A ,
i know the time i've had with you is very short ,
but i can stand strong here and proudly say i am honoured to be your Platoon Commander .
you guys have improved alot since the first training .
you guys have shown me that you guys enjoy coming down for training ,
and you have a sense of belonging here .

When i see you guys in the morning ,
you guys greet me , and that really brightens up my day .
you guys really show me respect in and out of NCC .
you attendance so far also isn't that bad .

And when i see you all mixing around early in the morning and after school ,
even when you guys are from different classes .
it really warms my heart .

When you guys first came into NCC ,
my first main goal wasn't to teach you drills or teach you about NCC .
my main goal was to break the barrier between you and me ,
and also between you and each other .
and now that i see that it has happened ,
i can truly pass out from NCC with a sense of accomplishment .

I'm really going to miss being your Platoon Commander .
but we all have to move on .

This is what Haziq Roslan smsed me a little while just now .
and it really made my day .
" We the members of the national cadet corps of ESSS ,
we must show our BEST standard and with pride ,
when we come face to face with other schools
So that we can let them see ,
what ESSS NCC is made of !
Alpha Company all the way ! "

Im super honoured that you all feel this way about NCC .
Thank you part A . -------------------------------------




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Khairul Im Seventeen going on Eighteen. Im a nice guy , so hate me . I love Syasya Firzanah Binte Roslee Screw this , everyone knows me






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