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12 April 2009

BUY A HAPPY MEAL CHILDREN :D

Okay anyway that was totally random .
but all im trying to say is be happy .
Be a good person and make the world a better place .

In this post , im going to address a few important issues

ISSUE NO.1 : RELATIONSHIPS

yeah so relationships . they're one hell of a roller coaster .
but you know roller coasters are fun yeah ?
So im in love with my hunney Nadhrah .
but damn you peeps have no idea how much i miss her during the weekends .
And i'd go out to meet her if it was possible .
But you know this happens and that happens .
So i miss her more .
I can even list down everything i miss about her .

i miss her smile
i miss her laugh
i miss playing with her hair
i miss counting her hairclips
i miss counting her dimples
i miss smelling her smelly sweater
i miss her complaining about everything
i miss her giving me that sad face
i miss playing with her spray
i miss playing with her fingers
i miss holding her hands
i miss her hug
i miss how stubborn she is
i miss her fussing over gummy candy
i miss her ranting over everything that happened in school
i miss her TRYING to sleep
i miss her lah easy .

I
MISS
YOU
NADHRAH

damn . . .

ISSUE NO.2 : GLOBAL WARMING

Damn people don't you realise the change in our climate ?
Don't you ?
I'll smack you upside down if you don't
And what are you people doing to stop it ?
What are you ?
hey at least im doing something okay .
Firstly i don't watch tv anymore , so i know im doing my part .
i only turn on the fan when i sleep , instead of the whole day .
and i put it to speed 1.
I dont use my electric guitar as often as to save electricity .
i charge my handphone before i sleep but set an alarm at 3.30am to unplug it .
i plug off all stupid wires i don't need .
SEE !
I'M HELPING THE EARTH .
UNLINE YOU FAT BASTARDS !

And i'll smack you upside down and smack you again till you stand up if you don't care about climate change .
Don't be complaining in the future when the weather is so fucking hot it melts all your fat .
You're the one not doing anything about it .

ISSUE NO.3 : EDUCATION

Singapore is one of the richest countries in South East Asia .
and it is because of our globalising economy which is made possible by our own fellow Singaporeans .
Singaporeans who study and get good grades .
Singaporeans who get jobs in the CBD area .
Singaporeans with Degrees and Masters .

The whole meritocracy thing in Singapore.
is just a big whole load of BULLSHIT .
Its just a big propaganda .
Singapore's economy is the way it is because of 2 things .
Prostitution and the selling of Contraband Ciggarettes .
If you people haven't realised ,
its these 2 industries that are constantly having customers
And are always in business .
Plus they are never affected by the Global Economic Recession .
Get what i mean fellow readers ?

So stop studying .
Go become a prostitute or sell contraband ciggarettes .

ISSUE NO.4 : Kentucky Fried Chicken

Some people may have heard this from me .
Kentucky Fried Chicken is a Conspiracy by the Singaporean Government people .
Trust me .
Its reason for being here is just to brainwash us .
By thinking its just a fast food fried chicken outlet ,
the singaporean government can fool people by making them buy the chicken .
Give yourself a moment to think .
Where do all these chickens come from ?
Chicken Farm right ?
obviously .
but what you guys don't know is that the Government feeds the chicken with this Chemical called pentafluorophenyl .
This chemical specially brainwashes us Singaporeans ( mainly adults ) to pay their income taxes .
And amidst the economic recession , Singaporeans are still able to manage their bills . but not manage their lives !!
This is because of KFC people .
Thats why Singapore isn't that badly affected by the recession .
So people , stop eating from KFC .
Plus the Coleslaw smells like Fart .

Thats about all the issues i have so far .
Until new issues surface ,
byebye fellow Singaporeans

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