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19 April 2009

Be Happy . Stay Happy

Live Your Life

Since there are sooo many sad people in the world ,
imma make this a better place
With Jokes !

Your Momma's so fat , when she jumps up and down , her tetek slaps her face stupid

Your Momma's so fat , people jog around her to exercise

Your Momma's so ulgy , they send her to war to scare off terrorists

Your Momma's so ugly , she scares the shit out of NEWater

Your Momma's so stupid , she gave birth to you in a toilet bowl , thinking it was shit

Your Momma's so stupid , she gave birth to a fuckface like you

Your Momma's so fat , when she jumped into the sea , the whales sang " WE ARE FAMILY "

Your Momma's ass is so big , children bounce on it instead of going to the playground

Your Momma's like a bus : Big , Dirty , and only $0.60 to ride

Your Momma's so ugly and stupid , she sued the movie makers of NORBIT for copyright infringement

Your Momma's so fat the police arrested her whenever there was a earthquake

Your Momma's so fat when she sat around the house , she literally sat around the house

Your Momma's so dumb she got lost inside Cold Storage and starved to death

Your Momma's so stupid she was sentenced to JAIL

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Khairul Im Seventeen going on Eighteen. Im a nice guy , so hate me . I love Syasya Firzanah Binte Roslee Screw this , everyone knows me

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