10 March 2009
15 Things to do when you're alone at home
1 : Google yourself . and if you find appalling results , go celebrating by dancing in the toilet
2 : go to the kitchen , take a big mixing bowl . Add in anything you can find around you . add it together and mix it all up . And then feel proud of it .
3 : watch Dora the Explorer and answer everything wrong when the answer's so fucking obvious .
( my personal favourite )
4 : Go to the toilet and try all possible hairstyles you can make with shampoo . and strike a pose .
5 : grab a handful of kitchen paper , wet it .
open the kitchen window .
ready , aim , fire at any car you see .
I'f you hit one , shout at the top of your lungs
( IT WASN'T ME ! ITS THE BANGLA ON THE ROOF )
6 : find some electrical appliance ( etc : remote control , mouse )
and unscrew the whole thing and fix it back together .
7 : Cut your fingernails . only alternate fingers . leaving every alternate finger uncut .
and scratch yourself .
8 : Go online on your MSN , Find some dumb jubo . and start talking about how you saw him at Isetan and how you missed him sooo much . Start a fight with him if he/she denies you .
9 : Open your photo album and curse at everything you see . write funny captions if possible
10 : Call your Dad and ask him to buy for you a pair of Levi's Denim Jeans . If he denies . You start crying and slam the phone . making your dad feel guilty
11 : Call your mom and tell her that you tried to wash the clothes in the washing machine . but then you didn't realise that you put chlorox instead of detergent . and that your school uniform has holes in it .
12 : Find your brother's assignment book or notebook , and scribble on every alternate page saying how he should lose weight . and tear the corner attached to the page down to half . and fold it and close the book .
13 : Play wrestling alone on your bed .
14 : Listen to Hotel California and be emotional . Think about suicide .
15 : Imagine yourself as a gummy worm . and wriggle around the house all rubbery .
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE .
I never knew i was capable of these nonsense .
haii khairul khairul . Its amazing how you adopted your nonsense from your father .
My dad was the one who gave the idea to use my upcoming o level cert to wipe the toilet bowl .
Haiiiiii Nordin, you're so funny
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