27 February 2009
Live Your Life
Today , I learnt that Hairi is a big gundu gangster .
Who's gonna grow up to be a lousy cleaner .
We were outside the hall , towards the field .
and somehow Hairi found a mop near the stairs leading up to the gallery .
So i don't know why the hell he wanted to mop the floor .
I think he was trying to spell " Staff Khairul something . . "
Then he gostan gostan and didn't realise that the steps were behind him .
Then he knocked into it and fell on the stairs like one big dummy .
STUPID AH HAIRI .
BECOME CLEANER ALSO FAIL
Anyway , the rest of the day i was checking out Part C's freestyle drill routine .
It was nice , although it wasn't perfect .
But the basic standard was there .
Okay so here are some pictures of today
Hardworking D&T Student
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Stop it sia muka Shaz . mcm mintak kena rembat sia
eh look its your nenek over there . if you cannot see then you're about to mampos
KIMAK THIS ONE MY BAPAK LAH SIA !
TIDO MCM DRUG ADDICT DALAM BUS .
and the worse part was i wasn't the one who took the picture .
Mir was in bus 3 , then saw my dad sleeping .
then he snapped it .
MY MOM CONFIRM MELENTING IF SHE SEES THIS !
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH
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26 February 2009
Live Your Life
YESSAH !!!
I FOUND MY MEMORY CARD ADAPTER !
IT WAS INSIDE MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER .
SERIOUS SHIT ONE !BUT WHO CARES !
I'M GONNA UPLOAD LOTSA RANDOM PICTURES
PRESENTING HAMZAH
Dzul you gotta admit this is funny
Afiq this is too man . just admit . hands down
See i told you it such a beautiful day
Want to know why Dzul is so happy ?
Look at that aluminuim tray beside him .
AYAM GORENG
Oh Fuck i never get tired of laughing at this
Half Naked Men Football Club
Rare occasions you see Khairul Anwar smiling and posing !
WOOOH
My guitar has SOOO many holes .
If you have nothing to do , go count them
cheebye lah face like that one
LIKE THIS ONE LEH . COME PEOPLE HOUSE AND SLEEP
Wah that Minah so pretty seh
MINAH SUDDENLY BECOME MOLESTER
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Okay bye people .
Lead your sucky lives
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25 February 2009
Chao chee bye
Chao chee bye
kaninabeh chao chee bye
si beh jia lat
si beh sian
sec 4 readi life bo pian
NCC plah buto
wear uniform step gung ho
walk here walk there like gangster
scold my cadets like monster
see my sec 1's so kedi
cannot do drills properly
scold them , pump them , shout somemore
until all my voice no more
Dnt waste of time
this subject should be a crime
i pray and pray for it to end
luckily better then F&N
Maths lesson also quite suey
if you like it sumpah gay
maths textbook kena kebas
find the person whack fast fast
See my friend all crazy one
some are lame some very fun
life no fren also quite sad
get friends like mine you sure go mad
If you think this song is cool
i say xie xie say thank you
if you say im like a fool
i say CHEEBYE AH FUCK YOU
Created by Khairul himself , while complaining inside the toilet
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23 February 2009
Live Your Life
You know ah .
Everytime i come back home tired or anything ,
then i open my blog ,
and listen to the song
i become happy again
Because the song's so nice and makes you so positive !
Like WOOOHOOO
Its a beautiful day isn't it ?
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Wah Piang Eh .
I'm so frustrated because i don't know where's my memory card adapter .
so i can't upload pictures from my handphone to my laptop .
FUCK .
Anyway people , enough drama .
SEMALAM ,
I was a very happy man .
because SEMALAM there was a wedding again !
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH !
Passion is the first step towards success .
And one day , one day ah not two days .
My brother and i are going to take over the family business .
And become rich rich people .
Since the business is reasonably well known ,
Give it a few years and it'll get MORE WELL KNOWN .
THEN ME AND MY BROTHER RICH RICH MAN !
SO HAHA TO ALL YOU FUCKERS WHO MADE FUN OF ME AND ALL !
I'M GONNA BE RICH , AND YOU ALL ARE GONNA HAVE A FUCKING TIME WITH YOUR WORK !
HEARD THAT LADIES ?!
I'M GONNA BE RICH .
YOU KNOW WHY ?!
BECAUSE FOR EVERY WEDDING ,
AFTER MINUSING OFF THE PAYMENT FOR WORKERS , SUPPLY ETC ,
MY MOM RAKES IN ABOUT $4000
JUST FOR HERSELF !
AND IF 1 WEEK THERE'S 2 WEDDINGS = $8000
1 MONTH = $32000
HEARD THAT ??!!!
FUCKERS !
and actually that isn't the fact why i was happy .
I was happy because everywhere i turn
SURE GOT PRETTY GIRLS .
LIKE *BLINK*BLINK*
SURE HAVE ONE !
ALL WEAR CANTIK CANTIK SOMEMORE :D
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH !
I'm a happy happy man !
happy happy happy happy happy !
If go poly and get diploma , aiya just for display inside toilet lah
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22 February 2009
Live Your Life
Today was a FUN day .
With a FUCK weather .
Don't you guys think so ?
Anyway .
after maghrib i went out with mir , syafiq and azri and his family
to simpang bedok .
His parents treat us to dinner :D
I don't know why . . .
BUT HEY IT WAS FUN AND THANKS FOR DINNER AZRI AND FAMILY .
then afte dinner i had to go set up the buffets and everything lah for the wedding tomorrow .
Just me and zahid .
My mom malas .
( no offence mommy )
But we had fun too .
Just chill chill do the work .
And zahid and i had a nice conversation .
About school and life lah .
bout the mistakes we did .
anyways .
I'm down with a flu .
i always get flu
Shahida would complain when i get flu .
Shahida : AMIGOOOOO . . WHY YOU EVERYTIME GET FLU ONE ?
Khairul : Why you ask me Amigo ? How i know ?
Shahida : AMIGO . . . YOU AH
yeah i don't know why we call each other amigos .
but we're best amigos !
in fact she's the best amigo i've ever had .
kay fine she's the only amigo i've ever had .
I tell her lots of things i don't tell other people .
BECAUSE I TRUST HER
Oh . and i was at Natasha's blog .
and i read this
about your birthdate and the facts that follow .
apparently for me ,
I
Like to be stress free , loves anything beautiful , full of hopes and dreams , very emphatetic , loves to travel to exotic places , musically inclined , restless , honest , sometimes demanding , good intuition , suffers in love until they find that loyal , steadfast partner , loves to make everyone laugh .
YAY
everything there is true .
i think .
well there were a few more . im just lazy to type it out .
can't blame me for being lazy .
its 12.58 in the morning
and thats why im ending my post .
right here right now .
not gonna say anymore .
finished already .
no more story .
nothing to sayabout to say byebye
very soon .
maybe in 3 seconds or so .or around there i think .okay . wellthis is it lorim gonna say byebye to all of youohand thank you for reading the post .byebyebyebyeFUCKAS
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20 February 2009
It's a beautiful day
Sky falls, you feel like
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get awayEverything seems to be nicer nowadays .
I'm coping with studies well .
My best buddies are always by my side ,
supporting me through everything .
Putting a sincere smile back on my face .
And i'm grateful for that.
What was shared during the school's PPE programme was true .
Everything happens for a good cause .
With all these situations popping up ,
You really get to see the true colours of people .
And get to know who's really caring for you ,
and always by your side .
This morning's PPE was also amazing .
It shared a story of true bestfriends .
2 bestfriends were lost in a desert .
and they walked together through it .
at one point , they had a quarell .
and 1 friend slapped the other one in the face .
The one who got slapped wrote in the sand
" today my bestfriend slapped me "
without saying anymore , they continued walking .
Then they came upon an oasis ,
and got very excited .
and decided to go there .
upon entering the oasis ,
the friend who got slapped ,
was struggling and fighting for his life ,
as he was drowning .
His bestfriend then saved his life .
he then wrote on a stone
" today , my bestfriend saved my life "
So his friend asked why he did so .
and he replied ,
" we should write the bad things we have in sand ,
where the winds of forvigeness will blow it away .
and to forever forget about it .
However we should write all the good things and special moments in stone .
Where it would last forever . "
That story really did mean alot to me .
But it won't matter anymore .
Whats important is that my life is happy .
with my family and friends around supporting me .
This is why i mentioned that today's a beautiful day .
Appreciate the time that we spend with the people we love .
And stop brooding over what has happened .
don't rake up the past .
Just learn to move on .
Thanks alot for doing what you did ,
Now i know who are the ones who's really going to stand by my side
and its definitely not you
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19 February 2009
Live Your Life
I swear ,
Studying with Azri , Syafiq and Nizar down the block will go nowhere .
Kay fine ah i did abit of dnt .
At least something right ?
But the rest of the time just lepak lepak happy hour .
LIFE MUST BE HAPPY WHAT .
WHATS OVER IS OVER AH . TOO BAD AH .
BE HAPPY . STAY HAPPY
( Mr lourdesamy i love you so much for your phrase )
Play guitar , sing song , alah you know lah standard lepak session .
And who gives a fuck about ahpek nyonya who stares at you !
Stare back lor .
Its a free world .
And im so geram with SYAFIQ BIN ISHAK !
Never bring banana for me to eat , bring for himself only .
Then boast about how nice the banana is .
FYI : BANANAS ARE NICE OKAY .
Bananannanananananananananana
And Azri showed me that we can tap into people's internet !
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH
Use free internet at void deck !
Did i mention the weather was so windy ?
My rambut all tak tentu arah .
BUT LEPAK SESSION SIAPA KISAH
The only ones around are all my Indian Brothers .
Sangeevan , Mutu and Govindan !
HUAHUAHUAHUAHUA
Okay bye i want to jam on my guitar .
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I'm not gonna bother anymore .
Lowlifes like these don't deserve attention from me .
And whats the point of appreciating someone who doesn't appreciate you .
Scold all you want .
I don't mind .
I have a clear conscience .
Because I'm not at fault .
Say all you want about me .
Its all gonna amount to the sins you already have
Sepatah Kata Dzul : Eh malaikat tulis dosa-dosa kau semua , dari pencil baru beli dah sampai kontot .
After all , i don't stand to lose if i don't have friends like them .
In face , i stand to win .
My mom always says tak rugi hilang kawan tak guna .
My life will still continue .
Who cares .
God knows its ways for punishment .
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End of whole story .
Gotta move on baybay .
Blog's gotta live .
It needs exciting and funny posts .
I can honestly say i love english lessons with Mdm Noreha .
She's a big pack of joy with my class .
And she laughs along too .
Apparently what gotten her laughing her ass off today wah because of syahirah .
She told us to put our tongue behind out teeth when making " th " sounds .
and you know what syahirah did ?
Stick her tongue out like :P at Mdm Noreha .
And she laughed and laughed and laughed .
I'm also another clown in class .
She asked to turn to your partners and try to pronounce the consonance properly .
and it seems i sit alone at the back .
So you know what i did ?
Khairul on left chair : Is it your birthday today ?
(switches to right chair )
Khairul on right chair : no .its my mother's birthday today .
(switches back )
Khairul on left chair : Hmm . . are you sure its your mother's birthday ? Isn't it your Father's birthday ?
(switch back again )
Khairul on right chair : yes i am pretty certain it is my mother's birthday .
( In Mdm Noreha's class , we have to speak proper english )
And she saw my act and laughed so hard it seemed as if her teeth were going to fall off .
Haii Mdm Noreha , what would the class be without you .
Mr Lourdesamy is a totally different story .
Give me time and i can write up a novel about the stupid things Mr lourds does .
Okay Bye People .
Tomorrow i story telling again kay ?
Mr lourdesamy : Be Happy . Stay Happy
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18 February 2009
Skarang aku tak tau apa steam ngan kau .
Kau datang blog aku .
Maki-maki aku .
Fitnah aku mcm anjing .
Ni apa hal ni skarang ?
Ni kenapa pasal aku prank call kau pulak ?
Kau jangan nak asal boleh fitnah aku lah eh .
Dan aku tak akan mengalah ,
Sebab aku tak bersalah .
Aku tak berdosa .
Kalau kau tu berdosa , aku tak tau sebab itu semua di tangan Tuhan .
Yang aku tau aku tak bersalah .
Dan kalau kau nak datang sini maki fitnah aku semua .
Takpe lah .
Biar Allah saja berikan kau balasan .
Insya'allah
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17 February 2009
Jadi skarang aku ah yang buat perangai .
aku ah yang kasi shitty attitude .
aku ah yang bersalah .
takpe aku .
aku mengalah .
selama ni kau betul ,
kau tak bersalah ,
kau buat semua yang baik ,
kau tak sakitkan hati aku ,
kau tak memalukan aku ,
kau tak mengeksploitasi keadaan aku .
KAU BAIK ,
KAU SUNGGUH BAIK .
KAU LANGSUNG TAK JAHAT .
AKU SALAH .
AKU JAHAT .
AKU BUAT PERANGAI .
AMPUN PUAN KU .
Selama ini kau buat taik kat aku semua ,
aku tak pernah membantah .
aku diamkan diri .
sebab aku tak nak sakitkan hati kau .
aku cuba untuk berbaik dengan kau .
tetapi langsung tidak berkesan .
kau tidak menghargai aku .
kau lagi mengambil kesempatan .
Maklumlah aku ni hanya apa .
cuma hampas dalam hidup kau .
kali ini aku betul-betul tidak sangka dengan perbuatan kau .
aku tak sangka kau sanggup melakukan semua itu .
hanya untuk memalukan aku .
Di mana letaknya muka aku ini .
Di mana .
Aku sungguh menyesal atas semuanya .
Terus terang , aku katakan .
aku menyesal berkenal dengan kau .
aku menyesal berkawan dengan kau .
aku menyesal percayai kau .
Aku mengharap kau sungguh puas hati mengecewakan aku .
Terima Kasih banyak-banyak
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2 words .
PERGI MAMPOS
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Nak kutuk ,
kutuk depan-depan ah sia .
Kedi per nak terus terang ngan aku .
Buah kecut pe sia .
Berani cakap berani buat ah .
Kau kalau tak tau aku betol-betol .
Kau jangan asal boleh rembat pasal aku lah eh .
aku tak terima .
nak buat , buat depan depan .
kasi aku dengar .
Mulut kau jaga lah eh
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16 February 2009
Im sorry too
I understand that you didn't mean for things to end up this way .
And i understand how sorry you are for what has happened .
And i feel so guilty for not letting the fact go .
But you should have at least be truthful to me .
I really trusted you .
And im not angry because of the incident .
I'm just purely disappointed that my bestfriend would lie to me .
I don't know if you had meant for " that person " to say those things to me .
But i've thought through it deeply .
with help from a very special friend .
I have to give credits for it .
Thank you Fadhilah .
You've been a good listener and gave me helpful advice .
And reminded me that in life , we have to forgive and forget .
So if you're reading this .
I hope you understand my situation .
That im trying to forget about it .
Life's too short to stay angry at anyone .
I'm sorry too
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15 February 2009
Live Your Life
I gotta admit .
I'm pretty much thankful there's Blogger .
You can actually find gossip about stuff .
And inside issues too
SOOOOOOO .
What im saying is .
I was flipping through blogs .
And came upon this particular person's blog .
and read that last friday he was walking with a friend .
Apparently kutuk-ing this someone .
And as they were walking , they spotted that someone they were kutuk-ing about .
And they were walking at the park somewhere near the pasar malam .
WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID .
Go ahead and badmouth me for all i care .
You don't even know me well .
You badmouth me , God badmouths you .
And obviously i know he's talking about me .
Cause i was sitting at that park with Mir .
Catching some " air " .
HEH HEH HEH .
I don't really mind what you people say behind my back .
Its your freedom of speech .
I don't rule this universe .
But just know .
Just because you badmouth people ,
Doesn't mean people don't badmouth you .
God has His ways for justice .
Don't be sorry when it comes .
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14 February 2009
Live Your Life
Valentines's Day .
Meant to be a special day for love and romance .
Valentine's day is also meant to be a day where you spend good times with your bestfriends .
Those who you can really trust .
With all your secrets , all your feelings , all your remourse .
But sometimes , Even bestfriends become hard to trust .
They simply take your trust for granted , and take advantage of you .
They lie to you .
And in the process ,
make a fool out of you .
and gets you hurt in the process .
This is why in this world , the only person you can trust ,
is yourself .
Disappointment filling the heart .
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13 February 2009
Live Your Life
THIS PICTURE ITSELF WILL EXPLAIN TO YOU MY DAY
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12 February 2009
Live Your Life
WAH LAU .
JUST NOW I OPENED MY BLOG TO CHECK .
SKALI AH .
ALL MY PICTURES FROM THE PREVIOUS POST
ALL ROSAK .
AIYOOO I PANIC SIOL .
QUICKLY QUICKLY GO REPAIR .
STUPID BLOGGER .
STUPID STUPID STUPID .
PERGI SKOLAH MAKAN TAIK.
FUCKAS
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11 February 2009
OH MY GOD .
TODAY WAS NCC AGAIN .
SI BEH SIAN .
But what to do , I'm an appointment holder leh .
Cannot suka-suka skip training .
Not good for the unit and not good for the cadets .
ALSO
Today happens to be Nadia's Birthday .
Happy Birthday Nadia !
" Allah selamatkan kamu ,
Allah selamatkan kamu,
Allah selamatkan Nadia Bte Nordin ,
Allah selamatkan kamu WOOHOOO "
I don't know whats Nadia doing , but who cares its her birthday .
Pretty Horh . .
OOOOKAAAYYY .
After Nadia's birthday i had to continue with NCC .
So training went as per usual .
Till i got fed up with the cadets .
I shouted at them to hurry up .
I even counted down .
But they dilly dally take their own sweet time .
RESULT :
Play somemore lah part a .
take your own sweet time lah .
I'm more than willing to do it over and over again .
Kay then the rest of the training went on smoothly .
And again for PT ,
i'm still proud of Hairi for enduring the training and striving through it .
RESILIENCE
Must Praise him for that .
Good Job Hairi .
Then after NCC as per usual LEPAK SESSION .
Even Specialist need to destress .
GUYS LIKE TAKING PICTURES TOO
JANGAN PANDANG BELAKANG
PAKISTANI JACKASS
TOOK THIS ONE ACCIDENTLY BUT NYEEH
NEIGHBOURHOOD MOLESTER
CONTRADICTING
PAKISTANI FELLA TOOK THIS ONE
I SWEAR THIS THING IS IRRITAING TO WEAR
I WAS TALKING TO MIN , AND FORGOT I WAS TAKING A PICTURE
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10 February 2009
Live Your Life
TOMORROW IS SOMEONE"S BIRTHDAY LEH .
TOMORROW LEH .
AND GUESS WHAT ?!
I HAVE NOT GOTTEN HER A GIFT *winkwink*
BIRTHDAY GIRL IF YOU'RE READING THIS ,
NO PRESENT FOR YOU AH .
Kay fine i do have a gift ,
But I'm not gonna tell what it is .
Like DUH which idiot purposely spoils a surprise ?
Kay Nevermind .
Straight after school i had to go the HQ NCC
To submit some dumb form because Mr Mazli forgot to bring it yesterday when we went there .
SO I HAD TO GO A SECOND TIME .
But at least Mr Mazli is a nice person ,
He gave me and Mir taxi fare .
20 dollars siol .
Just to take taxi .
AND HE GAVE AN EXTRA 10 BUCKS
" Nah you take this go makan or something ah "
GEREK PE SIA ??!!
Then after going to the HQ , Mir and I stopped by Tampines Mall
NOT TO BUY THE BIRTHDAY GIRL A PRESENT .
We went there to uh . . .
to . . .
BUY RAMLI BURGER .
Yeah thats it .
Ramli Burger .
Not Present .
ANYWAY .
I'm out of things to say
FOR NOW .
For tomorrow brings nex adventures .
Chey adventures ah .
Can make cartoon .
THE ADVENTURES OF KHAIRUL ANAK NORDIN
OKAY BYE
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09 February 2009
Live Your Life
Today i realised how important it is to be responsible for my actions .
Everything that i do boils down to me being responsible for it .
If i don't take charge of the actions i do , then who will ?
I also learnt that with great power also comes great responsibility .
Today i played a game with Kinkit .
A simple game of scissors paper stone .
where the loser's hand will be slapped ,
until he gives up .
I'm really sorry for playing that game with KinKit .
I hurt his hand real badly .
Its very red and swollen .
And i'm not going to back away from my actions .
I'm gonna be responsible for it .
If anything bad were to happen to his hand furthermore ,
i'll take responsibility for it .
I'm at fault and i accept it .
Here have a look at the picture
It was much red and swollen before i took this shot .
And after school , i had to go to the HQ NCC to collect the uniforms for my sec 1 cadets .
Since im the Part A Platoon Commander , im basically responsible for all of these .
If i don't do it , then the sec 1's won't have their uniforms .
And my whole training will be afftected .
With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility .
Also by being their PC ,
I'm also a role model to them .
Since im one of the few seniors that they might know ,
They would most probably look up to me .
And i have to constantly show a good attitude towards them .
Discipline , Leadership , Responsibility and most importantly Friendship .
I'm more than just a PC to them ,
I'm also their friend .
Thats Pretty Much It ,
Till Next Time ,
Khairul
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08 February 2009
Live Your Life
KAY SO TODAY WAS SUPER FUN
MY MOM'S BUSINESS WAS CATERING FOR A CHINESE NEW YEAR DINNER FUNCTION
IM NOT GONNA SAY TOO MUCH CAUSE I KNOW HOW BORING IT REALLY IS .
SO IM GONNA PUT IN ALOT OF PICTURES TO DESCRIBE THE DAY
I CALL IT A
PLOG
PICTURE LOGGINGOKAY ENJOY
EVEN THOUGH I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME , I STILL HAVE TIME FOR THIS
ZAHID JUST WON AN AWARD FOR BEING BUDAK PALING BUTO ! WOOO
I JUST REALISED , TAKING PICTURES WITH 3 PEOPLE IN IT IS SUEY . AIYAAAA
SAMDOL
SAMDOL ++++
THATS MY DAD THERE . YO DADDY
MUBARAK THE PAEDOPHILE
SUMPAH AKU TAK KENAL
NO REASON ACTUALLY TO THIS PICTURE
IZZAT BUTO . POTENTIAL MAT REP
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH
SEE THE ONE ON THE RIGHT ? THAT ONE LAGI PUKIMAK .
FUTURE GANGSTER
SECURED SPOT IN BOYS HOME
ALL THANKS TO ME FOR TEACHING HIM
I REALLY SHOULDN'T BE TAKING THIS PICTURE .
OKAY BYE DONGDONGS
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06 February 2009
YES !
THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY BEYBEH !
HERE COMES THE WEEKEND YEH YEH YEH !
So school today was fun .
although at the start cikgu alimah started to nag ,
in the end she made the class enjoyable .
disturbing me and dzul .
i said something stupid . and she called me a Ngong
then she said that she doesn't even know the meaning of ngong
so fazirah searched it up the dictionary
Ngong : Sungguh Bodoh
So i argued with her
Khairul : Cikgu ! kalau saya ni NGONG, saya tak akan masuk express tau cikgu .
Alimah : Yelah betul jugak kata awak . takpe lah saya ambil balik tuduhan itu .
HAHAHAHAHAHA SHE GAVE IN TO ME !
For once since sec 3 , Cikgu Alimah admitted defeat !
WOOOOH
then the other lessons were fine .
EXCEPT ENGLISH
MDM NOREHA SCREAMED IN CLASS BECAUSE SHE SAW A SPIDER !
AND THE WHOLE CLASS LAUGHED AT HER
AND SHE GAVE THIS LAME EXCUSE
" I'm just giving an example to how you describe your emotions . it has to be vivid "
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BUT IT WAS BLOODY HELL FUNNY
So after friday prayers i went back to school as usual .
played some soccer as usual .
and i also helped out with NCC .
Since i was one of the few who went for the Freestyle Drill Course ,
we had to teach and train the Part C's who was going to be taking over .
So we did alot of drills ,
AND ALSO NONSENSE .
TEACH THEM HOW TO MARCH LIKE MAT REP
i seriously have nothing else to say .
bye
FUCKAS
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04 February 2009
I dunno . . .
I just felt like putting in these few pictures .
like my blog not enough pictures like that .
This is us jamming by the beach
Thats me , Dzul and Kai yi carrying the national flag
Aaaah . . . This is how you feed a hungry man
This is Eunice . Real Life Pig
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Today must have been the most fun day of the week .
lots of things happened .
school was per normal . no need to tell you too much because you guys also go through the same thing .
Except for chemistry . Chemistry was funny .
Miss Chan was demonstrating to the class how to properly use the burette thingy .
which looks like a penis stuck on a glass tube .
so i couldn't exactly see what she was doing .
So i took a stool and stood on it .
Looking down on everyone
good view from up there .
if you know what i mean .
Then after school was NCC .
Kay thats the most fun part .
my cadets were very punctual today .
the moment i reached the canteen already a few of them sitting down .
i mean like , its only 2pm , and training starts at 3pm .
Today's attendance was not bad .
26 turned up . and everyone passed up their forms .
WOOOO
Mr Koh can't nag at me because everyone pass up form already !
their standard and discipline today was much much better than last week .
I could tell that i have broken that barrier between me and them ,
and them among each other .
I could see more communications and interaction.
Since i had 3 APC's .
And im not a selfish person ,
i split my platoon into 3 sections .
i took one , muhaimin and asha'ari took one , and clifton took one .
So we had a smaller group and can focus more on the training .
so they learnt basic drills .
Not too bad for their first try .
can be improved but it was reasonable .
Had lots of fun with my squad .
and of course the squad i took was MUCH better than the squad the other 2 took .
hahahahahahahahaha !
However as a whole platoon they seemed a little uncertain .
THEY NEED MORE PRACTICE !
So instead of training them again next week . i told them to go practice the drills at home .
Job easier done !
and they'll be getting their uniforms next week .
As a whole , my Part A is quite enjoyable and spontaneous .
but there were like 1 or 2 who's really getting on my nerves .
but can't blame the guy .
he seems mentally challenged .
Too bad .
But there was some bad parts too lah .
i had to scold them .
they were starting to forget their respect .
So i Diam the whole lot .
And shout at them . Like seriously angry one .
But all drama one lah .
After i scold i go to one corner and laugh !
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
Then they all muka tension already !
I just taught them a new drill today which they learnt in an hour or so .
and amazingly a majority of them could catch it .
NOT PERFECT but at least they never turn wrong directions or anything .
And im really impressed with Hairi .
although he may be physically challenged .
and looks as if he can't take the training .
But i could tell he had resillience .
He never gave up .
During PT i kept asking him if he wanted to report sick ,
although on the outside he seemed as if he was going to collapse at any time ,
he endured . he fought the pain , and stood strong .
i have to praise him for that .
really .
He's one of those outstanding ones .
Nazrullah also .
He's the most cartoon of the whole platoon .
he may be short and small .
but he's participative and alert .
He's also one of those outstanding ones .
Got potential to outshine the rest .
okay thats all i have to say today .
Peace out ,
Staff Sergeant Khairul
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03 February 2009
First thing i did when i woke up was scold Fadhilah .
wanna know why ?
because her voice is my alarm tone .
don't get funny ideas okaay .
let me explain . Fadhilah does some deejaying on
www.great.laSo tune in whenever .
P.S : she does not deejay 24/7 .
actually i also don't know when she deejays .
she just FORCES me to tune in and i tune in
kay so i made a song request with a shoutout
and i recorded it with my handphone lah .
i don't know why i did , but i did .
Kay so it turns out that the audio is VERY LOUD
and early in the morning Fadhilah's voice seems SUPER IRRITATING
apparently it wakes me up every morning .
and every morning i either grumble to myself or curse some bad words .
BUT HEY ,
At least i wake up right ?
Lessons today was okay , except for maths .
Apparently Lourdesamy got super merajuk with everyone because i didn't bring my textbook .
BULLSHIT .
when i bring my textbook , he doesn't use .
when i don't bring my textbook , he uses it .
haii lourd oh lourd . . .
After school we had a Specialist meeting with Mr Koh and Mr Mazli .
that was also very stupid .
Mr Koh was talking about how the principal isn't putting in much budget for our NCC funds ,
but somehow we still manage ourselves .
and attain a
GOLD UNIT
so i told Mr Koh .
" Mr Koh , you threaten the principal ah . you say if she doesn't give us any funds , we purposely won't win any awards next year . "
and BAPAK KOH replied
" You talk so much you tell her lah . anyhow only "
and everyone started laughing because its a rare occasion you get mr koh to make dumb comments like that .
then after the meeting i asked mr koh " eh mr ko bring down your guitar lah we jam together . "
and he replied " now ah ? aiya lazy lah . . see first lah . "
so i answered " aiya . . march camp lah you perform with me !"
" okay lah see how lah "
MR KOH IS ONE FUNNY DUDE
then after that i played some soccer , wished shazrin a happy birthday ,
played my guitar , drank some milo ice blended , farted silently inside the ncc room without anyone noticing . fart silently again beside the others outside .
F.Y.I
MY FARTS ARE SILENT BUT VIOLENT
OKAY BYE
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02 February 2009
Well ,
Today was surely a fun but stupid day .
as usual all mondays are fun but stupid .
early in the morning my OTAK MAMPOS already .
2 periods physics , 2 periods chemistry and 2 periods maths .
wah cheebye ah . .
the morning before recess already put me in a fed up mood .
so monday fucked up mood + my already emotional state which i don't show much in school
= VERY STRESSED EMOTIONAL MOOD .
So after recess i was all quiet and moody .
i didn't even pay any attention to the assembly .
FYI it was the dumb prefect investiture .
All these prefect stuff all bullshit lah i can tell you .
take a vow to maintain discipline , help students in whatever wat they can .
ALL TAIK
" Our prefects are trained to have discipline and leadership skills "
BULLSHIT
The prefects i see all no leadership skills one lah .
okay a few ah . but majority no .
all just yaya wear black shoe and tie .
all drama lah .
i've seen childish sec 1's playing about at the fitness corner climbing the wall lah ,
take a broken sit up bench and lean it against the wall lah .
the stupid prefect there never do anything .
just stand and stare .
after the sec 1's move off then he took away that bench .
they don't even handle the class when its noisy .
so much for being a prefect .
Gi mampos ah .
anyway , not to spoil my mood further ,
after school was pretty much okay .
there was physics and chemistry practical .
physics was fun .
Tan Wee Siang is acting a little childish but i don't mind .
" Khairul , whatch didch i tellch you aboutch tuckingsh insh your shirtch "
WAH LAU ACT CUTE ONE .
But okay at least his lessons were interesting .
Chemistry was the stupid one .
We didn't even do any practical . we just did corrections for the workbook .
and being me , im so malas to do corrections . i mean
SAPA MAU LAYAN ?
So i just took a seat at the back of the class and browse through the yearbook .
AND GUESS WHAT ??
MY PICTURE WAS IN THE YEARBOOK !
i was carrying the national flag with my no.1 for national day !
WOOOOOOO
i wanted to go home after science practical ,
but the cheebye mr koh asked me to stay back to do my dnt .
MY DNT NOTHING ELSE TO DO LAH BUTO !
i finished mine early . so i just sit in the class with everyone else and make noise .
walk here walk there . disturb here disturb there .
then i decided since i had nothing to do , i might as well finish up on my deisgn brief and specifications .
Just to make mr koh happy lah eh .
he wanted to purposely find fault with my dnt work ,
tried to find points to nag about .
then he flip through my folio , see abit
" uhh khairul ah , this one . . . . okay nevermind "
" uh khairul ah , i think you should add on to this . okay nevermind "
STUPID MR KOH . . NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT THEN JUST RELEASE ME LAH LET ME GO HOME !
I HAVE A LIFE OKAAY . . . .
And so i went home with syafiq .
Azri and Nizar left during my D&T .
sheesh .
then what else you want me to write ?
BERAMBOS LAH . . . WATCH PORN OR SOMETHING !
Okay Bye
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